The Afghan Who Converted To Christianity

(Not to be confused with the throw-rug that converted to Judaism)

You know.. Why doesn't he just switch back if it's going to be such a big deal. He's already jumped ship once.. It's like the old saying "Never trust a traitor". Or maybe he could just pretend to be Islamic..

"Me, Christian? Nah, you got the wrong dude.. You want Omar over there, not me."